200 + Best Cool Status & Captions for Instagram & Fb (2024)

Looking for some cool captions statuses for your social media?
Check out this awesome collection of really cool quotations for Instagram, WhatsApp and Instagram.
So girls & boys, use them and increase your picture’s awesomeness now!

• Be sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
• Stressless and enjoy the best.
• “Hella fine and it works every time”
• I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
• We tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of our lives!
• There are 16-year-olds competing at the Olympics and some of us still push on “pull” doors.
• Namaste in bed.

  

• That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.
• I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a cupcake.
• What if we told you … you can eat without posting it on Instagram?
• We know the voices in our heads aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are just too good to ignore.
• We don’t know what’s tighter: Our jeans or our company culture.
• Friday … Our second-favorite F word. 
• Rejection is just redirection.
• Better an “oops” than a “what if.”
• You have stolen a pizza our hearts.
• Look for the magic in every moment
• Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot
• A sass a day keeps the basics away
• But first, let me take a selfie
• What do you think of this look?
• I woke up like this
• Couldn’t be happier ?
• If I were rich, I’d pull a Netflix and spend $100 million on my Friends

  

• In 2019, I want to be as Insta famous as an egg and as ageless as Paul Rudd.
• Can’t hear, can’t speak, can’t see.
• “Be heroes of your own stories”.
• When daydreams become reality
• Say yes, take risks, and live life on your own terms.
• The impossible is now possible.
• Perseverance pays… a lot!.
• It wasn’t always easy but it’s worth it.
• Pursue your passion and you’ll never work a day in your life.
• Entrepreneur life.
• Just the two of us.
• We are totally #couplegoals.
• My world, my heart, my everything.
• We are totally #couplegoals.
• My world, my heart, my everything.
• I would never let my best friend do anything stupid…alone.
• Friends are like stars, constantly coming and going, but the ones that stay burn as bright as the sun.
• A good friend might know your wild stories but your best friend was right there with you
• Laughing at random things. Partying ‘til the sunrise. There’s no one else I’d want by my side. Love ya!
• Hold onto your best friend because you’ll never find someone like them again
• Back in the old days, my best friend was quiet and shy. I turned her into a monster

  

• Find someone who brings out the best in you
• A best friend is like your favorite bra: supportive, comfortable, hard to find, and close to your heart
• A best friend will love you when you’re too sad to love yourself
• Don’t trust everything you see, even salt can look like sugar
• Everyone has a chapter they don’t read out loud
• Too lit to quit
• Shoutout to myself because I’m lit

Cool Captions For Boys

• The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.
• Seven billion smiles and these are our favorite.
• Stop working hard and start working smart.
• Life is simple. It’s just not easy.
• The best times begin at the end of your comfort zone.
• When nothing goes right, go left.
• It’s not called being bossy, it’s called having leadership skills.
• “I’m gonna live like tomorrow doesn’t exist.”

  

• “If you give, you begin to live.”
• “Time makes you bolder”.
• Whatever is good for your soul, do that.
• Even the stars were jealous of the sparkle in her eyes.
• Get out there and live a little.
• I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort.
• I’m not gonna sugarcoat the truth, I’m not Willy Wonka.
• Life is better when you’re laughing.
• I don’t tell you I love you out of habit but as a reminder of how much you mean to me.
• When I started counting my blessings, I realized I have everything I could ever need.
• A smile can change the world.
• The biggest mistake you can ever make is to be afraid to make mistakes.
• Life is tough but so am I.
• “My coach said I run like a girl. So I said if he ran a little faster he could too.”
• Oops is always better than what if.
• If you want the opportunity to knock, it’s time to build a door.

  

• The little things in life matter
• If you don’t believe in yourself, who will?
• I may not be there yet, but I’m closer than I was yesterday
• It always seems impossible until it’s done

Cool Status For Girls

• “You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.”
• “If a girl have beef with me, she gon’ have beef with me forever”
• “Knock me down 10 times but I get up 10”
• If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go first?
• Hope you’re enjoying work, I’ll just be chillin’ here in [destination]
• Leavin’ on a jet plane
• Guess where I am

  

• Save. Travel. Repeat.
• Time for an adventure!
• Be a Warrior, not a Worrier.
• Go wild for a while.
• Rolling with the homies.
• When you are Downie, eat a brownie.
• All we have is NOW.
• We got that Friday feeling.
• Catch flights, not Feelings.
• Disappointed but not surprised.
• How I feel when there is no Coffee. DEPRESSO!
• 50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.
• You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
• I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.

Being Smart Can Be Cool

• It may be stormy now but it never rains forever
• “There’s a dream that I’ve been chasing want so badly for it to be a reality”
• Dreams don’t have expiration dates, keep going.
• Set goals you don’t tell anyone about. Achieve them. Then give yourself the highest of fives!

• Act like you own the world because you do
• As long as my bank account keeps growing, I couldn’t care less about anything else
• I keep it real because I’m not afraid of having enemies
• …um ok
• You were my cup of tea but I drink wine now
• Ambition on fleek
• I wouldn’t chase you because I’m the catch
• Know your worth but don’t forget to add tax
• I’m the reason why I smile everyday
• I don’t care if you approve of me, I approve my self
• “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man”
• It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.
• The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
• Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
• I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. ‘Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.
• It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.
• Love can be unselfish, in the sense of being benevolent and generous, without being selfless.
• When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance
• Women drivers rev my engine
• Watch more sunsets than Netflix.
• Hey, I just met you, this is crazy.
• At least this balloon is attracted to me!
• I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
• Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
• I woke up like this.
• I decide on the vibe.
• If we could only turn back time…
• Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
• No one is you. That’s your power!

  

• I got my coffee and donut.
• Escape the ordinary.
• Sweeter than honey.
• Proof that I can do selfies better than you
• When your mom lectures you about how you need to lose weight for an hour and you’re like ‘shit I don’t care I have got a skinny mirror to make me look good’!
• A friend will always make you smile, especially when you don’t want to…
• Life is like a balloon…If you never let go, you will not know how high can you rise.
• Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.
• You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie
• This is to the Echos of our laughter. The looks That we Share. The never-ending gossips. and the Sudden amazing getaways. This is to our Past And This is to Our Future. This is to our Friendship that will Never Fade.
• Life isn’t perfect…But my Hair is! #selfieaddict
• Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
• I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!
• Best Friends make good times better and hard times easier!
• I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.
• Life was meant for Best Friends and Good Adventures!
• She is my Best Friend. You break her heart, I will break your face.
• Meet my Partner in Crime
• It’s me and my Best Friend for Life!
• Good Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!
• Sometimes, being with your BFF is all the therapy you need!
• I don’t need your approval to be me.

• “I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.” —Helen Keller
• Why chase you, when I am the catch!
• I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.
• Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
• If I were you, I would adore me.
• Me? Weird? Bitch Please! I am a Limited Edition.
• I am not perfect. I make mistakes. But when I say Sorry… I mean it!
• I am not trying to give an image of a fairy-tale, perfect, everything else, I am just being myself.
• I was both loved and hated for being upfront. But I was just being myself.
• I like being myself. Maybe just slimmer, with fewer wrinkles.
• I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am.
• Everyone said I could be anything… So I became Sexy!
• “You the best I ever had”
• “Let’s celebrate with a toast and get lost in tonight”
• “Twenty-four-hour champagne diet”
• “Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight”
• “I’m here for a good time not a long time”
• “On my worst behavior”
• “My excuse is that I’m young”
• “You only live once”
• “Worrying about your followers, you need to get your dollars up”
• “I’m up right now and you suck right now”
• “I’m just saying you could do better”
• “Think before you come for the great one”
• “If I die all I know is I’m a motherF’ legend”

  

• “Know yourself, know your worth”
• “Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice”
• “Call me the referee because I will be so official”
• “Last name ever, first name greatest”
• “Started from the bottom now we’re here”
• “Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it”
• All we want is hot boys, boys and boys.”
• “So baby raise a glass to mend all the broken hearts of all my wrecked up friends.”
• “Some girls won’t dance to the beat of the track.”
• “Stars in our eyes ‘cuz we’re having a good time.”
• “Put some lipstick on, perfume your neck and slip your high heels on, rinse and curl your hair, loosen your hips and get a dress to wear.”
• “Don’t tell me I’m less than my freedom.”
• “I can’t believe I’m telling you this but I’ve had a couple of drinks and…oh my god!”
• “Write what you want, say what you want about me if you’re wondering, know that I’m not sorry.”
• “I don’t wanna be alone forever, but I love gypsy life.”
• It’s good to live expensively, you know it.”
• “Out in the club and I’m sipping’ that bub and you’re not gonna reach my telephone.”
• “I should’ve left my phone at home ‘cause this is a disaster.”
• “Get your hot rods ready to rumble ‘cause we’re gonna drink until we die.