Monday Quotes To Motivate You And Make You Laugh 2020


Mondays always sneak on us like they are something we do not really expect. For something that repeats itself so often, Monday has become a dreaded day as it comes straight after the weekend, during which we relaxed, spent quality time with the dearest people in our lives, and performed activities we love and cherish. Even on Sundays, some people are down because tomorrow is Monday, the start of a whole new school or workweek. It is the beginning of a new cycle of 5 days where we will not have enough time for ourselves until the weekend rolls around again.
For these reasons, people need an extra dose of motivation, lightheartedness, and fun before and during Monday. Luckily, over the decades, we have come up with some rather clever, funny, inspirational, and sarcastic quotes and sayings regarding the overall feeling that everyone feels every Monday. In the following list, you will see the best quotes to start your week on a positive note, until you can relax again on Saturday.

  • I can officially conclude that Mondays last 50% longer than other days.
  • Just for once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear: “Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”
  • On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men have created jerks.
  • Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
  • Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, and divide the happiness.
  • I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.
  • God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.
  • Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!
  • Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.
  • All men tend to become angry and irritated at the start of the week. It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life.
  • Monday must be a man, it comes too quickly.
  • Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.
  • The future depends on what you do today.
  • Either you run the day or the day runs you.
  • Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
  • Monday, Monday. I can’t trust that day.
  • I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.
  • On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what?
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  • The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.
  • Mondays are the start of the workweek which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!
  • Mondays are so mundane, they are like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.
  • Yeah, I have to go to work on Mondays, and yes, everyone hates Mondays. But I look at it a little differently. I do not have to work, I GET to work. I am blessed to have a job while many don’t have one.
  • Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it would be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it an official holiday and solve all our Monday blues.
  • If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes.
  • Hello, on Monday, I have a question for you. Why are you always back so quickly? Get yourself a hobby! 
  • Monday is the root of all evil.
  • Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.
  • Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?
  • It is okay to freak out now because it is Monday again.
  • The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.
  • There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.
  • Don’t wait on perfect conditions for success to happen; just go ahead and do something.
  • People often say that motivation doesn’t last.  Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.
  •  People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
  • If you can dream it, you can do it.
  • Complaining about a problem without posing a solution is called whining.
  • Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.
  • New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings.
  • You are 100% responsible for your life. Stop whining and do something about it.
  • That which seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise.
  • Be so good that they cannot ignore you.
  • Hope is brightest when it dawns from fears.
  • When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.
  • Your best days are still out in front of you.
  • To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
  • Always believe something wonderful is about to happen.
  • Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
  • To be successful, the first thing to do is fall in love with your work.
  • Be who you are and say what you feel.
  • Spend life with who makes you happy, not who you have to impress.
  • Today, you are you that is truer than true.
  • Your work is going to fill a large part of your life and the only way to be truly satisfied is.
  • Oh, come on, now, it is only Monday, not doomsday.
  • Be so happy that when others look at you, they become happy too.
  • I need something that’s more than coffee but less than cocaine.
  • Rise up and attack the day with enthusiasm.
  • May your coffee be strong and your Monday is short.
  • Make Today Beautiful!
  • Dear Monday, I want to break up. I am seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it is you.
  • Do not forget to be awesome.
  • If you think about it, Monday is the first step closer to the end of the week!
  • It is a good day to have a good day!
  • It is on Monday. I am happy. I am blessed. God is going to do amazing things this week.
  • Good things are going to happen.
  • Ok Monday, let’s do this!
  • It is on Monday. Get a new perspective. Whatever obstacle you’re facing, it’s not permanent.
  • Turning your passion into your job is easier than finding a job that matches your passion.
  • Hello Monday, you beautiful bastard!
  • Mondays? More like MondayzZzZzz…
  • Imagine no limitations; decide what’s right and desirable before you decide what’s possible.
  • A ship is always safe at shore but that is not what it’s built for.
  • If you can’t outplay them, outwork them.
  • She quietly expected great things to happen to her, and no doubt that’s one of the reasons why they did.
  • Only you have the power to determine whether your future mimics your past.
  • Set your goals high, and don’t stop till you get there.
  • All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.
  • The man on top of the mountain didn’t fall there.
  • You can never ride on the wave that came in and went out yesterday.
  • Enthusiasm is the yeast that makes your hopes shine to the stars.
  • A diamond is a chunk of coal that did well under pressure.
  • I have learned that something constructive comes from every defeat.
  • The only limits you have are the limits you believe.
  • Do not quit when it is hard. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.
  • What if I fall? Oh, but my darling, what if you fly?
  • Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.
  • Begin the week with momentum and you’ll look back with great satisfaction on all you achieved.
  • Whatever your situation might be, set your mind to whatever you want to do and put a good attitude in it, and I believe that you can succeed.
  • There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.
  • Roads less traveled are often the least ones busy. 
  • But where most people jump ship, only the truly motivated and the truly committed push forward towards one clear destination through even the hardest of times.
  • A humble person is more concerned about what is right than about being right.
  • People want to be heard and want to be loved. That attitude of acceptance and support inspires them to be the best they can be.
  • I believe the first step in any success-sports, work, a service group, whatever, is actually showing up.
  • Problems teach us life lessons that smooth sailing days do not.
  • Many people will not decide to hustle because they are afraid of failure, but the only way you truly fail is if you choose to stay on the sidelines.
  • All you need is passion. If you have a passion for something, you will create the talent.
  • Once the choice is made, do not look back, do not second-guess your decisions.
  • There are only two options regarding commitment. You are either in or you are re out. There is life in-between.
  • Negative beliefs are the cracks in character that need to be mended if any kind of long-term success is to be achieved.
  • Perseverance is failing 19 times and succeeding the 20th.
  • Monday is the day to set aside fears. The fear of missing out, the fear of regret. Remove from your thoughts anything that suggests ‘I could have’ or ‘I wish I had’. Action is the conqueror of all fears.
  • Believe you can and you are halfway there.
  • As we start each day, it is up to each of us to choose joy and happiness to encompass our entire day.
  • Your past can ruin your future if you allow it.
  • I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.
  • What starts on Monday should carry through to Friday, and that should always be enthusiasm. Have a great week!


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