200 + Best Birthday Captions, Quotes for Instagram (2024)

Looking for some Birthday wishes and captions to send to your friends and family? Yes?
Here we have collected the best birthday quotes for your social media.
Just pick the best one that suits your needs and add it to your picture!

• Old enough to know better, but still young enough to get away with it.
• Drink coffee and eat cake!
• On this day, a queen was born.
• I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
• Studies show that people who have the most birthdays live the longest.

  

• When the candles cost more than the cake, it’s time to realize you’re getting old.
• I’m happy to report that your inner child is still ageless.
• I’ve decided you’re not old, you’re 25 plus shipping and handling.
• May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother’s teeth.
• You try a lot to look younger, but still, you look older. Enjoy your day.
• You will find millions of people in this world and among them, I would like to wish you a very happy birthday. Make it the best day of your life.
• There are good as well as bad people in the world. Only good people are lucky to find wishes from their well-wishers. Happy birthday.
• Your birth date is very special because the world found was blessed with several special people. But I’m so sorry to tell you that you are not one of them.
• Can you remember those old days? Those memories are still fresh in my mind. Thanks for being with me. Happy birthday.
• There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. Maybe I’m late, but happy birthday.
• The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.
• It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.
• Too many birthdays means you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.
• Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.
• Too many candles on the cake mean you are getting older too fast.
• It’s always very nice to be young but allows you to get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy it.
• Who could say that we are related? Just joking, of course, I want to say happy birthday cousin and all the best on this special day.

• I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.
• Though science says that people start losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you, we can only hope. Ha ha!
• Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.
• Your next all birthday compliments will include these words “for your age”. It’s sad, but there is no way you can skip it.
• If your candles cost more than your cake, then definitely you are getting older.
• Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.
• It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it? Happy birthday.
• It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!
• I hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.
• Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.
• You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.
• No amount of emoji could tell you exactly how much I love you. Happy birthday, sis.
• Happy birthday to the one I love the most! I hope your day is bright and special.
• You are the best sister in the world. I should tell you that every day, but then your birthday wouldn’t be as special.
• Dear sister, I’ll always be by your side. I hope your birthday is as sweet as you are.
• Can I borrow that shirt I like for your party tonight? P.S. Happy birthday! P.P.S. JK I’ll wear my own shirt.
• I’m smiling because it’s my favorite sister’s birthday today.
• Hey. It’s your birthday. I’m going to do you a favor and call you tomorrow when you’re not as busy.

  

• Happy birthday! I hope your day is filled with hugs from people you like pretty well.
• I sent this text message all the way to you to tell you a happy birthday and I can’t wait to see you soon!
• Dear sister, I love you. That is all. Oh, wait! Happy birthday. Okay, that is all.
• Who has two thumbs and a birthday today! YOU DO! Happy birthday, sister.
• Guess who’s birthday it is today. I hope you guessed yours because it would be sad if you didn’t.
• It’s not always your birthday, but when it is, we GO ALL OUT. Happy birthday.
• Barpy napfday! (I thought you’d probably already heard Happy Birthday enough and wanted something different).

Birthday Quotes to Make Everyone Smile

• I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake. My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately, that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser.
• OMG, the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.
• On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
• No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.
• Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it.
• It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
• It’s proven that at the age of 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
• Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
• Another year, another new place that aches.
• Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!

  

• One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.
• You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.
• So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays have lived the longest life in the earth.
• People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase in its number, people find breathing harder.
• No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. I wish you the happiest birthday ever.
• So, you are still younger than the age you will be on your next birthday. Have a special celebration.
• Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.
• It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.
• Nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.
• Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard?
• You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of the cake.
• Look at my delicious cake. I know you love cakes so let’s finish it together.
• I know we both have grown very old now, but I hope you are not going to die before you taste the birthday cake.
• It’s time to stop counting the numbers of candles and start to think about the wishes you’ve got today.
• You are a person for whom it’s always tough to find a perfect gift. So, I decided not to bring anything except this beautiful rose.
• Shopping anything for your special day is always hard, so let’s do it together today.
• Look, the number of candles is getting higher, but the cake is still too small. Happy birthday.
• Next year, arrange a big cake so that the number of candles fits on the cake easily. Wishing you a happy birthday.
• One more year has gone. Now you are more grown-up. Make sure you do, it flawlessly.

  

• It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me, it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.
• Today on your birthday, let the fun begin! We’ll bathe in champagne, eat birthday cakes iced with gold, and eat only the most expensive foods. No harm in wishing for something spectacular for a spectacular brother!
• Okay, you need to stop getting older because it reminds me of how I’m getting older. So just cut it out! Happy Birthday, bro!
• I know that I’ve been a role model to you for your entire life, so on your birthday I just want to say, “You’re welcome.” Happy Birthday, brother!
• I’ve learned so much from you over the years, like how to get away with staying out late, how to make mom and dad mad, and how to tell on your siblings. I can’t wait to see what you teach me this year! Happy Birthday.
• Brother, if you were a bear, I’d want to be a tree. If you were a fish, I’d want to be the sea. If you were a flower, I’d want to be a leaf. But you’re just you, and I’m just me. Happy Birthday!
• Hey man. So. I just wanted to say, like. You know. Um. Happy Birthday. Yeah. That.

Wishes for Couples

• See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!
• Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!
• The best secret that is yet to be revealed is your true age.
• Though it’s obvious to grow old, it’s optional to grow up.
• You must enjoy the cake because you won’t get a second chance to enjoy that special item as you are under diet.
• You always enjoy your birthday in some amazing ways, that’s why you should have one birthday every year.
• Look, so many candles on a so little cake.
• You are such a person who always reminds me of the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.
• As the true and good-hearted brother that I am, I have remembered your birthday and forgotten your age.

  

• Dear brother, though you are no longer young you are still immature! Happy birthday to someone who is always young-at-heart.
• Don’t regret the grey hairs on your head. Aging is a privilege granted to a select few.
• Writing this message is a pleasure for me because I’m a very lucky sister that gets to send birthday wishes to a wonderful brother. I hope you have a very special day!
• Do you know why I hate birthday greetings? Because I always have to tell a bunch of lies. Oh by the way, “Dear brother, you are so sweet. You are the sweetest man I have ever met.” Happy Birthday!
• You are the best man on earth and such a perfect brother. Though I have to say that today I’m glad we’re not in the same place because I know you like to hit me. Happy Birthday to my bully of a brother!
• Whether it’s your birthday or not, I am always going to be right by your side through it all. Happy Birthday!
• I never understood or even knew what love was until I met you. Happy Birthday my love.
• It’s always a treat to wish a Happy Birthday to someone so sweet.
• I hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are.
• Here’s to wishing all of your dreams come true on your Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday my love! I hope I can make you even happier in the year that follows.
• To make your birthday sweeter, coat it with me!

For Family Members

• You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together.
• No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me.
• Still, your smile looks beautiful with those few remaining teeth. Happy birthday.

• The number of candles is too much for your tiny cake. Make sure to arrange a bigger one next time.
• I know your best birthdays are yet to arrive. Let’s wait for those. Happy birthday.
• A true friend always remembers your birth date not how old you are becoming. But believe me, I can remember both of them. I feel so special for this.
• You’ve started forgetting things. It’s an indication that you are getting older. But that doesn’t mean that we will forget to celebrate your special day.
• The usefulness of life is measured on its application, not in its length. Have a wonderful birthday.
• I know the reason why you are scared of your birthday. Because people wish you with weird messages and present your scary cards.
• Sisters are simply guardian angels assigned to us from heaven. I know that cos I have such an amazingly rare being as one. Happy Birthday to you, my darling sister, I love you.
• On this special day of yours, I want to especially thank God for the gift of you in my life. I truly don’t know what I’d do if I didn’t have such a wonderful sister like you. Thank you, sis. happy birthday.
• You know I can’t tell my life story anywhere without you being in it. That’s cos you’ve been a huge part of my life, and have made a great impact. Thanks for all you do for me sis, Happy Birthday to you.
• God specially designed and sent you as a forerunner to set the pace and show me the way to go. Thanks for laying a good example for me to follow sis. I celebrate you highly today, being your birthday, and every other day after.
• Dear sweet sis of mine, I’m not just saying this because today is your birthday, but of a fact, “You’re the best thing that happened to me”. I mean this in every sense of the sentence, you’re simply the best sister ever. Have fun sweets.
• My Brother is: B: Brilliant | R: Respectful | O: Outstanding | T: Terrific | H: Honest | E: Entertaining | R: Remarkable. Happy Birthday!
• Today I found my old memories alive again and enjoyed reminiscing on our childhood. I know that the warmth of those innocent days is still with us and will always remain. Happy Birthday.
• May God bless you with every joy and happiness. Happy Birthday.

• You were my hero right from the start, and the truth is that I have always wanted to be like you. Wishing you a happy and joyous birthday.
• Though there have been some moments between us where it would be hard to say I liked you, brother, you should know that I have always loved you and respect you for what you were, are, and will be.
• On your birthday, let us promise to never be separated from each other’s hearts despite the distance between us. My best wishes to you!
• Happy Birthday, brother. Okay, now that’s done. Let’s go party!
• When I think of you, I can’t help but smile from happiness. On your birthday, my every thought is for happiness and joy in your life. Happy Birthday!
• Those days and moments of childhood that I shared with you are very dear to my heart. I wish you a great birthday and many more to come.
• Nothing compares to the love of my dearest brother. Happy Birthday!
• Do you know what a brother’s best achievement can be? It is to be a good friend of his sister. And you succeeded! You really are my best friend. I love you and wish you a happy birthday!
• Before you go out today, make sure your pockets are empty. It’s your day to have others treat you! I hope you enjoy your birthday, dear brother.
• For your birthday, I wish that every mirror in the world would vanish so you wouldn’t know that you are getting older (except for your ever-increasing wisdom, of course.) Happy Birthday!
• Dear brother, a piece of wisdom for you on your birthday: age is a number and should be unlisted! Happy Birthday!

For Closest Friends

• On the roller coaster of life, your 21st birthday is like being at the top of the first giant hill with your hands in the air and no lap bar.
• Hey, you just turned 21! Call your parents and tell them they can’t make you go to bed!
• My advice for a 21-year-old: Don’t drink and vote.
• At 21 you’re old enough to go to Vegas where you can lose all your money trying to hit on 20.

  

• Being 21 isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. You have to start buying your own toilet paper.
• At 16 you can drive. At 21 you can have a cold one. Do both at the same time and your present might not have a future. Some people are blessed with a soul-deep friendship. Thank you for being my soul friend! I wish you a beautiful special day!
• You are the best friend anyone could ever want. I hope your birthday brings much joy and that your wishes come true.
• I feel privileged to have spent one more year of my life with you. Happy birthday!
• You may not be the only friend I have, but you’re definitely the only friend I need. Blessed to spend another year with you.
• We’ve been best friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. I guess we’ll find out this weekend. Happy birthday!
• For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
• Best friends are hard to find because the very best one is already mine. Happy birthday!
• Life was meant for good friends and great adventures. Let’s make your birthday one of them.
• A good friend knows all your stories; a best friend helped you write them. Write a new one tonight as we celebrate your birthday!
• I’m so glad this beautiful human continues to exist another year.
• Whenever someone asks me who my best friend is, I immediately think of you. I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are!
• You are charming, compassionate, intelligent and strong. The best thing is that you are also my best friend. Happy special day!

  

• Best friends are hard to come by. That’s why on this special day I wanted to let you know just how much your friendship means to me. Thank you for being my closest friend.
• Cake, candles, greeting cards, gifts, and all the trappings of the birthday tradition don’t come close to what I wish for you on your special day.
• Happy Birthday to the friend who has been there through it all. I don’t know where I would be without you. This is your special day, so let’s make it memorable.
• Friends like you don’t come along every day. That’s why I want to make sure on your Birthday you know how much you’re loved and appreciated.
• Hey! It’s your Birthday! So what better time to celebrate all the many reasons I consider you to be my Best Friend? I hope you have a terrific day!
• From the moment we met, I knew we would be best friends. It is as if you are a part of my soul family, and I recognized you right away. Happy Birthday!
• Good friends are hard to find but now that I have found you I’m not letting go of the wonderful friendship we have. Today on your birthday I want to prove how happy I am to have you in my life.
• When we were kids, I never dreamed we’d grow up together and that I’d get to experience so much with you. I hope I get to help you celebrate many more birthdays!
• I feel privileged to have spent one more year of my life with you.
• You may not be the only friend I have, but you’re definitely the only friend I need.
• We’ve been best friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
• Irrespective of our differences and fights, you know I love you so much and only want the best for you. Keep growing in grace and wisdom lovely sis, Happy Birthday to you.
• Looking back, I realized childhood was fun simply because I got to share it with you. It’s cool seeing you grow into an amazing young lady, Happy Birthday lovely sis.
• Being my sister was a decision fate made for me without my permission. But if I were to choose now, I’d definitely choose you over and over again. Happy Birthday to you.
• A sister like you deserves a lifetime of celebration, and your birthday should be a worldwide holiday, for you are a spectacular and remarkable sister. Have a happy birthday, I love you.
• You have been more than a sister to me for you’ve also been a friend, adviser, confidant, prayer partner, shopping partner, and even acting mum and dad when you needed to. I can’t thank you enough, happy birthday sis, you are blessed and highly favored. SISTER! It’s your birthday!!!! Stop checking your phone and enjoy the moment already.
• That’s a smiley face for you for your birthday. Your real gift will be coming soon. (It’s a hug from me).
• Happy birthday, sis! One day I’ll repay you for all the headaches you’ve given me, but I’ll start that project tomorrow.
• Happy birthday! If you keep on flossing, you should have a lot more of these.
• Hey, can you do me a favor today? Can you have an awesome birthday!?
• Hey, do you mind if I wish you a happy birthday? No? Ok great. Happy birthday.
• Today is a special day and not for the reason you’re thinking it is. It’s your birthday! Was that what you were thinking?

  

• Knock knock. Who’s there? Happy. Happy who? Happy Birthday!
• You look beautiful today and you only get more beautiful with each year.
• I hope your biggest wishes come true today and your biggest fears are laid to rest forever.
• I wish for you (today and every day) only the best in life. Happy birthday, sis!
• No one can take your place in my heart dear sis. You are one in a million and I love and appreciate all you are and do for me. I celebrate you, not just because today is your birthday, but because you truly are amazing.
• Thanks for being the light on my path and contributing greatly to me becoming who I am today. Happy Birthday, sis. you are greatly valued.

Happy 18th Birthday Captions

• On your first day of adulthood, I hope you enjoy the day and night as much as possible. And make sure you leave the tab for someone else.
• Welcome to the club of adulthood. However, we’d prefer it if you didn’t let the police know because otherwise, we’ll soon meet you behind bars. Happy Birthday!
• You’ll soon find out that being an adult is much less exciting than being a child. But shhhh don’t tell anyone. That’s our secret. Happy 18th!
• Keep Calm it’s my 18th birthday.18 baby!
• Guess who is a legal adult?
• Birthday girl!
• Warning 18 & sexy.
• Birthday wishes… fuck the dishes…
• Cheers to 18 years

  

• The older you get the better you get unless you’re a banana.
• On this day, a queen was born
• Sassy since birth
• Old enough to know better but still young enough to get away with it
• Turned my birthday into a lifestyle
• 18 years of being fabulous
• 18 candles to make a wish!
• Adult-ish
• 18 today and legally able to everything you’ve been doing since you were 15.
• I am now an adult, Yes!

Me, Myself and I

• Time makes you bolder
• Oh, the movie never ends. It goes on and on and on and on.
• I was so much older then; I’m younger than that now.
• May you stay forever young.
• Let’s celebrate with a toast and get lost in tonight.
• Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow.

• It’s my life. It’s now or never. I ain’t gonna live forever.
• Nobody likes you when you’re 23.” – Blink 182
• Turn my birthday into a lifestyle.
• I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling’ 22.
• We’re going to party like it’s your birthday.
• They say it’s your birthday; we’re gonna have a good time.
• It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to.